Soooo, I happen to have a complete and utter obsession with reading
the personal ads on Craigslist. How can I not though?

It's just so damn entertaining!

Take example A:

"Im looking for a normal kinky girl that would like to talk"

I'm sorry but, do girl's honestly reply to this? I could understand if this was some porn dating site but really man, Craigslist? I don't think so.

Then there's the guys who really poor their hearts out:

"Are there any real women out there that are looking for a relationship and actually comin to craigslist to find one? i just moved here and ill be here for about a year but year is a long time by myself... i have yet to meet any one and i really miss having some one to hold and cuddle with... i have posted on here before but all i get is bots and website offers... im starting to give up hope on this place... im in the navy and im in pretty good shape... i played football my whole life back in texas and never had to worry about being lonely... but it seems like now that im here no one wants to even give me a chance... kinda depressing but hopefully this will change it... i have a cell and more pics but you cant really judge me till you have a conversation with me and actually get to know me.. im a hopeless romantic... any one wanna give me a chance?"

I don't blame these guys for trying but, seriously if you didn't have luck with the first post, it's not very likely you'll have luck with the second post. Sometimes I'm tempted to reply back (some of them do seem worth talking to) but I think me replying to craiglist ads is a little more pathetic than actually making a craigslist ad.

Oh, and the other reason why I read Craigslist so much,

is because sometimes-just sometimes-you find a guy like this:

Daaaayuummmmm....